Thanks to Dave Coverly for allowing me to reprint his work. With his permission, I changed the shirt to a Penn State shirt.
Other things to avoid doing while watching/listening to the game:
1. Brain Surgery (or any surgery for that matter)
2. Getting a Haircut--or giving one
3. Clipping your nails
4. Power tools of any kind
5. Electric appliances
6. Electricity in general
7. Heavy Machinery
8. Sharp objects
9. Dental Instruments
10. Nuclear Reactors
11. Lima Beans--I recommend avoiding them at ALL times
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