Monday, September 5, 2011

The Nittans Who Say Ny

Head Knight: The Nittans Who Say Ny demand a sacrifice!

King JoePa: Nittans of Ny, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--

Nittans who say Ny: WE ARE PENN STATE!

King JoePa: Oh, ow!

Head Knight: We shall say " WE ARE PENN STATE! " again to you, if you do not appease us.

King JoePa: Well, what do you want?

Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!!

 Later . . .
King JoePa: We are looking for a shrubbery...

ISU: Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.  We are TREES!

King JoePa: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friends and I will say... we will say... 'We are Penn State!'.

ISU: Agh! Do your worst!

King JoePa: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... 'We are Penn State!

ISU: No! Never! No shrubberies!

King JoePa: 'We are Penn State! '

ISU: [cough]

CURLEY THE SHRUBBER: Are you saying 'We are Penn State!' to that old tree?

King JoePa: Erm, yes.

CURLEY: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can 'We are Penn State!' at will to old trees. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies and football schedules are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

King JoePa: Did you say 'shrubberies'? AND football schedules?

CURLEY: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is CURLEY the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies and football schedules.  I decorate cupcakes too.

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