I Want to be a Blackhawk!

What's really sad, is that she lost her job over that slip of the tongue.

That's kind of taking things to sexcess, if you ask me.

The Penguins have a commercial (it's actually an ad for UPMC) . . . you can't skate like they do, you can't hit like they do, and you can't shoot like they do . . . but you can be treated by the same doctors.

For the Blackhawks . . . you can't score like they do.

GO PENS!